Kombine 'Arvesta

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'An today on Shiny Stuff, Big Mek Wurzel'z bestest eva kontrapshun...'

'DA KOMBINE 'ARVESTA!'

'Da teknikal spesiffikachunz be az follerz...'

'400 Angry Squiggoth Power Engine, Kustom red paint wiv flames, 2 big shootas, 2 rokkit launchaz, an' dere iz optionz fer Boom gun or Zzapp Gun (optionz may not 'appen. Dependz on 'iz mood y'see). Room for da boyz in da back ov it. And de peese de reziss tanse.... wait fer it... DA 'ARVESTA!'

'Da 'Arvesta iz a wunnerful fing to see in action. You got a Gribbly problem? Send in da 'Arvesta! Beakies killing yer boyz? Send in Da 'Arvesta! Pointy eared gitz shootin' yer lads from inna buildin'? Send in Da 'Arvesta! Blueskins making big holes in fings? Well it can't 'urt to try... SEND IN DA "ARVESTA!'

'Da 'Arvesta kombines spinny blades and rippy stuff into a wall o' death! It also 'as sum armz we nicked off of a Deff Dread so the cutty bitz can be lifted up an' down. We did this becoz it's funny watchin' sumfink run up stairz an' fink dey iz safe! Hur hur hur....'

 'Trakkz on da 'Arvesta let it go fasta on iffy ground, an' it makes it noisy so da uvver gitz can hear you comin' and deyz mess demselvez!'

'All ov diss fer da price of 12,000 teef. Extraz cost more. You get it when itz ready so SHUT IT AN' GIVE UZ YER TEEF!!! KALL 013 95 85 99!! Our Grot operatorz iz waitin' fer yer kall!

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