An English Pillock's Ramblings: I will neva be a ballyreena, but I can krump stuff good!

19 March 2013

I will neva be a ballyreena, but I can krump stuff good!

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'An today on Shiny Stuff, Big Mek Wurzel'z bestest eva 'nkounta sooot...'

Da Mek Too 'nkounta Sooot

Wot we 'ave 'ere iz a sooot powa'd by too 150 Angry Squiggoth Power Engines. Too krumpin' klaws, big shoota an' a kustom mega blasta.

'Ere we 'ave a semi-all-terrain walka, wiv obstakul remoovel fingz. It iz able to open anyfink, jus' don' expekt it to do serjury....

Da flamez arr extraz.'E iz a good runna, but you 'ave to be careful 'bout runnin' inta treez, or minez, or blueskin gunz....

'All ov diss fer da price of 6,400 teef. Extraz cost more. You get it when itz ready so SHUT IT AN' GIVE UZ YER TEEF!!! KALL 013 95 85 99!! Our Grot operatorz iz waitin' fer yer kall!

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1 comment:

Peter BallMarch 19, 2013 at 3:07 PM
Nice one, mate!
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